Motherfuckers, I don’t even watch CNN. What the fuck is going on today? Sony raising PS plus prices to ridiculous levels and now this. Fuck CNN. Fuck MAX!

But, but he is the mummy.

Where we are going we don’t need eyes sphincters.

Stupid out of touch billionaires.

I ocne raed taht as lnog as the frist and lsat lteter of the wrod is in thier proepr plcae the brian will reocgnize the wrod. Myabe taht wlil wrok.

Where does it say that or are you just joking?

Part II

“The failed District Attorney of Fulton County (Atlanta), Fani Willis, insisted on a $200,000 Bond from me. I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk—I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,” Trump wrote.

LOL. This isn’t Trump mocking Fanny Willis. This is Trump’s fantasy!

…share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again,”

LMAO, 50 Shades of orange!

Hey Gym Jordan, why don’t you just look the other way? You’re good at that. Remember?

Yet.

Recent studies have revealed that republicans never had spines to begin with. They have more DNA in common with worms than any other creature.

Everything is a fucking grift in Russia. Goddamn.

I believe you are both correct.

The world needs to figure out how to put China in its place.

I think this could make a great movie!

I saw one on fire about two months ago. If Hell were real, these battery fires would be the portals.

It is eerily silent over on Truth Social.

Just Kidding!

Yeah, and the last time I took the chance of buying an editor’s pick it ended up being useless trash. Now they want me to trust an AI? Fuck outta here Amazon. I stopped buying your cheap Chinese crap.

Oh dear, fair warning to all. I’ve been edging my justice boner since Trump announced his candidacy back in the olden days. I have been waiting for Trump to go to prison for the final release. If I watch any part of this trial there’s a chance the the Eastern Coast of the USA, Western Coast, Southern Coast, along with Mexico and the Northern Coast, to include Canada will be hit with a tsunami of justice semen.

You have all been warned.

LOL, no one, absolutely no one should be surprised by this. Trump has never been in the same room with consequences, Trump has never been in the same zip code as consequences. Trump will continue to do as he pleases until the day he faces consequences. If that day never comes, prepare to eat Trump shit until the day he dies.