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Yeah, those udders are in a weird place. Hmm… Chernobyl T-Rex?

Man Breasts. Moobies. Mitties. Mmilkers. Mmammaries.

I need a picture of Universal milking a T-Rex.

Started working at Sonic about a week ago. $9 an hour for training. Yeighhhhh

Breasts.

The aliens/ and or Jews stole it, obviously.

I’m not allowed in libraries, look at this asshole bitching while he can jack off indoors. Try jacking off in the woods, get back to me.

What in the fuck

Yeah, wtf, why the firefighters? They’re chill :(

You ask an ancient dragon who talks to you in riddles, I hallucinate visions from the gods themselves, we’re not the same.

Nah, it’s not just a vibe, look at those eyes.

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

Thank you for drawing my attention. How about you bask in the glory of our democracy and freedom? Learn a thing or two. Buy a gun. ForSuperearth AMERICA!!!

Halloween is good. Good cat.

Yeah, I know. I thought they might’ve named their cat that. This cutie would be an alfiq.

Ah, Space Camp. I live in the Huntsvile area. It’s already a thing. It costs $1200 per person if you go as a child by themselves (probably put into a random group or something), or $600 per person if you go with a school. I went as a 7th grader. God, this should be something significantly better than that. Space Camp was for fucking around and getting out of school for a week. I was really into space stuff, didn’t learn anything. They shit on astrology, that was cool.

It’s Alabama. It won’t take much. Although, Huntsville is very sensitive about space shit.

Wait, is that the cat’s name?

Interesting. In America, we also have “ma”. I don’t know who uses that one, but it’s used in shows sometimes. We have far more creative names for grandparents.

She’s not looking so good?