Well, you’ll probably get away with it.

Maybe seeing a naked guy picking up dogshit with his hands sparked their imagination.🤩

I care so little that I made a meme about it. I care so little that I don’t even know what you are talking about.

Avocados 🥑 are pricey…but you need to eat the toast to keep up your cred.

Rude!

Sounds like there was a parrot 🦜 incident.

Is that a drumstick or a wing?

No, you don’t have to be, but if someone tells you are, then you are in.

Yeah, software engineers are not cool, so she must really want the D.

I guess I should be a little sympathetic because he didn’t embrace their most damaging and brazen lie. Nah, fvck this guy anyway because he is a disgraceful republican in all other respects. These are awful people worthy of disdain.

Now now, he’s got purdy new teeth these days as a celebrity.

I just ask ChatGPT these days.

Good way to choke, but carry on.

Paging Mike Hunt!

Not sure what else could be more urgent and this isn’t hyperbole.

Well, enjoy living under a dictator. You can enjoy your lack of freedom with a clear conscience.

That’s the spirit! You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.

Remember, they used to prescribe real drugs instead of placebo bullshit. Those were the good old days.

Good reason to continue my GM boycott of their garbage vehicles.

Doesn’t look like anything to me.