Franklin

it’s part of his workflow don’t question it

discrepancies is an incredibly charitable interpretation of events.

I’d prefer to call it lies.

I was once late because of a long line of ducks that needed to cross the road

another time there was a transport truck show happening in the parking lot and had to wait for all of them to turn into the parking lot

oh yeah it’s very true but I mean the US Russia and China are definitely on the wrong side of history now