Without any prompting, I read it in the narrators voice. Praise the Absolute.

So I just started galumphing…

I look forward to your poems sprog!

That was delightful, thank you!

Exactly

Now I am become drunk, destroyer of girls.

A THIRD?! ITS OVER 9000!!!

Forced voluntary resignation no less. Definitely sounds like termination to me.

Aaaakshuallly…

This is me every time I have a damn bowl of cereal.

Climate and Healthcare migration. I can’t afford to retire here in the states. It’s coming.

Barrens chat…shudder

I’m down for MREs.

Man that was some sweet karma she got handed to her