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Ba-dum-tssss!

If its that green one, I’m charging at it like a bull…

i want that fucken purse

Jesus…I guess in their eyes…

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The game was rigged from the start…

“We now go live to the man’s rectum to see how its holding up after that dump!”

Anyone else read this in Groundskeeper Willie’s voice too?

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig, Does whatever a Spider Pig does…”

I’m surprised and mildly disappointed no one else commented this.

At least tell us if it was a Shiny. Come on man…don’t skimp on the details of this Togetic.

You’re gonna put some gasoline in it and light it up?

Stuff a gas soaked rag in it, light it and throw it?

You’re gonna “One Man One Jar” it?

Pumping lines of Adderall-Laced Cocaine

🤯✨🎆🎇

Elon Musk kinda comes to mind, but Trump shits all over what Musk has done…

Oh man! Time to give Google a damn good show of a morbidly obese balding 40 something world of warcraft guy beating it heavily to lesbian futanari furry content staring into the camera as he gets busy!

Google wanted this to happen, so why not give those suckers the VIP First Class treatment?

Anybody else think of things that’ll make those Google folk writhe in visual and audial agony and cut the privacy invasion act?

This is some excellent shit here!

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I for one would like to try this “nuclear fish”…preferably crumbed, deep fried and doused in lemon juice. With a serve of fries.

“SNIFF!!”

Ah, I love the smell of fresh tanks in the morning! Its metallic!

You folks wanna start a fight?

Gonna tell my kids that’s Joe Exotic and his assistant zookeepers before the Carol Baskin facade.

Aw Bruz, the amount of damage you did to NSW is far more than Jordies fucking in your guest houses…more than the building you and your fam swiped from the Italian Community, more than the all the money in the world…

…putting on a “woe is me” victimizing regime to the courts isn’t doing you any favours…it just adds more fuel to the fires like Jordies housebombing. Or the Black Saturday Bushfires that rought havok across the world…

Where’s that hot/crazy pic when you need it? Except put Evil instead of Crazy. Knowing her though, she’s probably all three…

Uhhh…

“Since your history shows frequent use of pornhub, we highly recommend websites like xvideos and redtube”

Because that’s totally what every 15 year old fellow really needs hey Google?