Never heard of ESL, or autocorrupt? Maybe put your rocks down, sweetheart.

I’d prefer him pushing up sunflowers…

“See that light up there? That dim little speck? That’s yesterday’s rock bottom.”

It blows me away that anyone thinks he cares about them.

I’d put good money on Ivanka wishing he cared just a little bit less about her…

Hear fucking hear! Fuck the mouse. I don’t care if watching Andor locks my age into 30, gives me a harem of willing concubines, and redistributes all of Elon’s wealth to me. I’m not watching it.

Since you speak for me, I’ll take your word for it.

its about all of us here on Lemmy

And yet, i just see you bitching about it. Were you elected to speak for me? I don’t recall that.

Fucking YES.

Or, really, any stupid shit when visiting somewhere. I’d have loved it if that “influencer” that yoinked that wombat got flogged in the public square like she deserved.

Honestly, that’s kind of the point. Shovel 20 horrific things into the pipe, you notice one, 19 horrific things slide past.

That was about the Ukrainian peace deal.

Two takeaways from this:

1. They’re planning a war with China.

2. Musk is involved.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

A) Dig the name.

B) “The turkeys are hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!”

“What’s that noise? Where did all these chickens come from…?!?”

Your efforts to improve the world around you were, what now? Punishing a keyboard and spraying spittle?

pats head

Demands to see everyone else’s papers, can’t provide their own. Charming.

I signed for the Ukrainian foreign legion. No kids, no wife, nothing to lose and can’t stand around watching and typing so hard. See, i walk my talk, lil guy.

So, nothing. You’ve done absolute fuckall but bitch online. Nice. Shining example of humanity, you are.