That’s what i said!

Hmmm-Mmmm-MMMM-Mmmmm-mmmmm

We’ve ALL got a chicken-duck-woman-thing waiting for us.

Wait! That’s no snail! Oh no! It’s Shia LeBouf!

…a couch!

I think it’s true that any conservative is part of the party cause they are repressed.

Every conservative i know personally is ultra repressed, so at least anecdotally, this tracks.

looks up “flatter” in the dictionary

I guess massaging his balloon knot with her tongue counts as flattery.

The math is pretty easy, actually…

He got “voted” in, and in the next “election” he’ll receive 107% of the votes, whether Republicans cast votes or not. See? They don’t have to vote anymore, and he still “wins!”

“…pants?”

Please tell me they got it off Signal. So hot right now!

Best wishes, but really living up to the username, huh?

Oh man, i know.

Back in the day, I used to run a shuttle of a dozen dogs to what’s it called? Magnuson Park? Something like that in Seattle. And it’s simply not possible to keep track of 12 dogs chocolate landmines, so I’d inevitably pick up three or four “cold ones” each trip.

ITT: I’ve found home. Y’all are my peeps.

Unless you grab the wrong loaf… chilly surprise!

The amount of flip flopping, technicalities, and multi-front nonsense attacks is making this increasingly hard to keep up with or parse.

That is exactly the point.

“/s?”. Believe it or not, HAMAS.

Just as stupid as they are today.

For the Watch.

You win the Internet today.

DNC: “Fuck Bernie, it’s her turn.”

Thankee sai.