🎶 We roam around the fediverse looking for fights! 🎵

TIGHT! tights.

MEH.

MAKE ELON HOMELESS

That ride sucks.

And what horrific rider was stapled to the back? The harvesting organs from conscious victims bill? The crushing puppies in a hydraulic press amendment? The rape all the unicorns to death bill? Exterminate all the green eyed people? I’m sure there’s something just lovely hiding away in there, somewhere.

Lot of em are kinda chunky, tho.

Just keel haul 'em the whole way back.

Talking to my aunt Linda, eh?

No. Like the earth, a circle is flat.

mic drop

“Now, you know it’s up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or… well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.”

False. You have to hit it until it quits saying “tubby custard.” Your reception will not return until you do.

Using the High Boi classification method, i give your Uber review 5 pie charts out of 7 bar graphs.

I saw a clip of one of the guys in a trench talking about how much they enjoy the drones: “They mixed a sniper and an artillery round, and i fucking hate them.”

May a diseased yak vomit in your slippers.

Want a hand job or something?

The way you put effort in? Nah. You’ll just mash it.

Buddha.

“Why are we so mad today?”

“Because we want our privisay!”

And the e coli all over everything.

It’s Nico Bellic! In the flesh!

Enjoy your bliss!