“Thank you sir, may I have another!”

I like the South Park version:

To Harass And Annoy

Carlin’s 2 Commandments:

Always be honest and faithful to the provider of thine nookie.

Try real fuckin’ hard to not kill anyone unless they worship another invisible man than you.

“Finally! A fashionable shoe for the blind earthbender.”

A fellow connoisseur of the arts.

Are we not still doing “phrasing”?!

“Mr President, i still need a quote.”

“Don’t let them kill me…!”

“That’ll do.”

BANG

A planetary population of completely gullible fuckwits that believe a fancy search engine is capable of anything beyond fevered hallucinations…

…well SHIT.

The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.

How? Vlad gonna throw them…?

Sawed-off can’t elope.

Putin said that about Trump last week. Obviously it stung, because he’s saying the same thing about Musk today.

You don’t mind if i bathe in your toilet, do you…?

Excuse me, all shoppers: cripple fight. I say again: cripple fight.

“I just wanna tear him down, chop him up, and make guac-a-mole.”

Saul Goodman. My typical response when i catch my own is “ducking autocorrupt.”

“I don’t like that question. I don’t LIKE that question. I don’t like THAT question…!”

Better than a beanie wieney.

Russia: it was caused by one individual smoking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

“Oh, you’re really something aren’t you?”

“I am, and you’re nothing, aren’t you?”

Mr Smarty Pants got destroyed.