Nobody poops but you!

You’re a geek.

Here’s someone up the thread who spells it out concisely: https://lemmy.world/comment/6357252

Foldable phones are so fetch!

There are much better reasons to not love me, mom!

As what is becoming an annual tradition… There were no survivors.

The legal system is hilariously broken across the board. I’m on both Apple and Google’s sides in this fight against Epic making a buck off their ecosystems at the expense of the consumer.

Nice!

Do you actually think that the user who posted this applied for this job?

The same user who reposts all the content on lemmy, bless his heart.

This is a joke someone posted elsewhere that has been reposted here.

lemmy winks are so much more rude than reddit posters and twice as gullible.

I’m so sorry that you expected better on a repost about the number 420. 🙄

Yes. You are right.

At the moment you have 69 upvotes, so I can’t, in good conscience, upvote you. But you’re right.

Who can even keep track?

https://the100.fandom.com/wiki/Body_Count

If you enjoy watching kids die, this is the show for you!

What client do you use?

You live in the opposite world of all of us. Or are just very confidently incorrect…

Before Spotify and the like the only artists that could make any money were hand selected by the record labels. Virtually all profits artists made were from merch sold at live shows, because the record labels took all the profits otherwise.

Now, artists that are independent can make money and get listeners much more easily. This is directly thanks to Spotify and the like. However the record labels are still the ones stealing most of the profits for artists they sign and record.

It is ONLY better for the artists now, despite it still sucking. You are blaming the improvement not the problem.

Man, you weren’t alive before napster were you?

I don’t care. Next!

🎵I saw cookie monster kissing Santa Claus…🎶

What’s that guy’s junk drinking? Is it a cocktail?