I live in a rural setting, so 90% of the time the answer to that question is wild animal poop or some dead critter. Sometimes though it’s a bug or random fruit/veggie.

I live in the southeastern USA. Weathermen are semi-accurate from May through September. The rest of the time, they lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie.

I take the hot hairy ones quite seriously. Especially the ginger ones.

I know I can Kagi or duckduckgo it or whatever you people are using these days, but what is PixelFed and what’s it an alternative to? News aggregators aside, I don’t social media so I’m not sure if it’s a tiktok or instagram or whatsapp or faceplace.

Look at the privilege showing through, able to afford eggs for more than one meal a day in the USA.

I’ve always wondered how accurate those tests are to begin with. I have to imagine, based on my experience, it’s not great.

When I was young and dumb and hanging out with the wrong crowd, I was a regular drug user, including the most dangerous thing of all … marijuana. GASP.

I worked several jobs that did regular “random” drugs tests during those years. And I passed each and every time. It makes me think the tests are heavily flawed and/or there’s something unusual about my metabolism.

One time, my employer did a random test right after I got back from spring break. Let’s just say, I probably wasn’t sober more than 5 minutes for the past month at that point. Strangely, they let us go into a private bathroom that had a toilet and a sink to produce the sample. I literally just pissed a tiny bit into the cup, then filled it up the rest of the way with warm tap water. That was apparently good enough. I even knew they supposedly tested for things like creatine levels (to detect dilution) and chlorine/chloramine (to detect tap water), but I was hoping for the best. Apparently, it wasn’t an issue.

On the flip side, a friend of mine who rarely smoked weed got busted. She’d literally smoked up the night before, for the first time in over 6 months.

Shit’s fucked up.

Top one is a Loaper.

Middle one is an Armored Mugfish.

Bottom one is a Badabong.

I was vising a family over the weekend. I mentioned that the only reason I had time to make it over to their house to help them with some work this weekend was because I was off on Monday for MLK day.

Their response was to scoff and roll their eyes while sarcastically saying “mLk daY”.

It’s stereotypical yet anecdotal, but they stopped working in their 50s and moved around the country shopping for states that would grant them disability. Other than a short-term odd job here and there, they haven’t had a job since. But yes, they are exactly the same folks that complain how nobody wants to work anymore and it’s everyone else who is lazy.

A Killer Klowns from Outer Space game was released somewhat recently. I sort of wanted to give it a try but I suck at that general style of game. The movie is absolutely terrible, but definitely one of those “so good it’s bad” type cult movies that I adore. Probably helps that I watched it dozens of times as a kid, so there’s a bit of nostalgia factor going on there.

Speaking of which, why do the brown eggs cost more than the white eggs? I would like to see more equity in the egg offerings. Especially when I’m paying over a quarter per egg.

Speaking of which, whatever happened to that honey badger dude that used to dub his narrative on nature videos and stuff?

I can understand why that bugs you.

You don’t have to be so sour, dough.

What color is the hair in that photo?

I did not read the article. Nobody does anyway, right? So I figure I’d mention that Nepenthes is a pretty famous genus of carnivorous plant, they are the tropical vining pitcher plants. The more you know. Unless you didn’t read this and weren’t already aware.

A lot of people are saying that the US government banned TikTok, but from what I’m understanding, that’s not really what happened and what’s happening. Or have I misinterpreted things? From what I understand, they were told they had to divest and sell, but they fought that and now are opting to shutdown rather than comply. Is that not the case?

Either way, I’m gonna go all “I walked to school uphill both ways barefoot in a meter of snow” on this and say that my very little experience with TikTok users seems to suggest that its not much more than pure, unadulterated brain rot. So regardless of the fact(s) (i.e. shutdown / banned / etc), there’s maybe the tiniest sliver of a net positive here. Or not. It doesn’t affect me one way or the other and given where this country is politically (as well as where it is headed), I don’t give a rat poopoo.

He looks like a Jessica, no offense to other Jessicas.

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

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