To identify bird calls around you the Merlin Bird ID app works well

If I know someone actively wants a response then I’ll give one because I’m not a dick. From your examples it’s pretty clear you wanted one.

Life’s too short to feel neglected

Depends on the context. I’ll often not reply to my wife if I can’t think of anything or it doesn’t really require a response.

From what you wrote it probably wouldn’t be normal.

My wife will send me photos of like spiders and snakes which is fun but after the tenth photo I’ll probably reply a bit slower

seems like magic

Hey dawg, it’s bad practice to use magic vars or nums

Probably not. Trump would bully the insurance company to reimburse whatever insane price he values the property at.

I read that in Krusty’s voice

🎵The greatest thing you’ll ever learn Is just to love and be loved in return 🎵

Hah, this reminds me of when I had to write repair manuals in college. I’d get so fixated on a particular tool, like a toothpick. I’d start by saying, “I’m definitely going to need this toothpick.”

by the end I probably didn’t even need it, but I included it anyway.

I was following along quite nicely until step 9, where you bank-shot the needle off Mars and simultaneously looped it under the button.

There’s always a few topics that bring the most annoying people out and manual driving is one of them.

No a learner isn’t going to destroy a clutch. You could also grind a gear a dozen times in a learner session and still not strip it.

These types of shitty comments only keep people from trying new things out of fear or embarrassment.

Driving a manual is easy if you already know how to drive. I got my lesson from a dude who sold me my first manual. You’ll fuck up a bit but you won’t break anything.

Take the automatic if you’re worried and just enjoy your vacation

They’re already starting to layoff non probationary employees.

From talking with my wife it looks like the formula determines who gets to stay based on some like “competitive area” math and a primary part of it is time in service.

And your bosses at your location don’t get a say in who should go.

What’s funny is I was just thinking about how all the news sites are itching to drop their Easter egg story so we’re about to hear a lot more about eggs

Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

You guys don’t understand how hard it is to be a pm.

Jira changed “issues” to “work items” and to recover from that trauma I took another two weeks off.

Idk maybe we need to tell each other where we’re going next. I’m heading to that post about tuna

Yeah this is just the wiki random button with a simplified TikTok gui.

Pretty much a useless site which is a shame since I was excited about it.

Dawg I wish 500k was a crazy amount of money with how expensive everything is these days