“Dongles per snongle” sounds like a British person measuring the gender ratio at their local pub

Cock-and-ball sink

Wow… that was quite the ride. You could’ve given me all day to guess how this would be related to the post and I wouldn’t have gotten it lmao

Yeah, RIP that dude but I’m built different

Make sure to thoroughly check your child’s candy this Halloween. There are a lot of sickos out there putting pure, uncut heroin in their candy and just pretending it’s laced with fentanyl.

heck

or a Serb

I think it’s foamy milk for a latte

The tear ducts point themselves toward the harmful content for more effective weeping

Put a spooky skeleton under that truck and then we can start talking

Perhaps the only good thing about living in Arizona is that I don’t have to deal with daylight savings time. We have too much daylight here as it is

Both jinner and jurger sound like horrific slurs

Potato Potãoto

Y’know I’m a patriot and all, but I wish we didn’t spend so much of our national budget on the Meme Force. Let’s stop shipping our memes overseas and start meming in our local communities

On top of everything else, you’ve used the meme format incorrectly. Do better.

… fuck. You’re absolutely right. All my theorems - flushed down the drain.

I think it has to be A. You figure that if it were B, the people on the track would suddenly be traveling at a high velocity, but the train’s velocity wouldn’t be impacted at all, since there was no impact between the train and the people. Wouldn’t this mean that the portal had created energy, which is impossible?

Aglet. Another shout-out to Phineas and Ferb.

This is more of a lemmypisspost but I’ll let it slide

My favorite rebuttal to the idea that the Confederacy seceded in order to preserve States’ Rights is this excerpt from the Confederate constitution:

Article I Section 9(4): No bill of attainder, ex post facto law, or law denying or impairing the right of property in negro slaves shall be passed.

If states rights were so important to the Confederacy, I have to wonder why their constitution stripped the states of the right to abolish slavery in any capacity.

Technically, it stripped ALL legislatures of the ability to restrict slavery in any way, making slavery a permanent feature of the Confederate government.