Use Rufus, skip online account and automatically opt out of telemetry.

Avoiding MS account and many manual parts of the installation (opting out of shit) is like two clicks in Rufus before installation. Everyone should do it.

Always check Twitter, Fox News, and ask ChatGPT. Am I doing this right?

This. Youtube is getting progressively more annoying (my train to switch on PC), but what pushed me was Dark Reader on mobile.

I assume it’s generated or photoshopped. A proper D6 has opposing sides that sum to 7. Thus you should never be able to see 3 and 4 or 1 and 6 at the same time.

The brain also named itself (along with everything else)

Like that’s gonna stop him

You don’t need root for ReVanced. It can patch an APK from storage.

They don’t want you to see the tiny people doing all the hard work licking.

A lot of people voted for Brexit just to see what happens (because they actually didn’t believe it would go through). Look at how that worked for them…

I highly recommend Powertoys Run (powered by Wox) with the Everything plugin. It brings a Spotlight-like search with lightning fast search and many features like calculator, running commands and others. I almost never use the start menu nowadays. And all of this is available through Chocolatey.

Also there’s plenty other nifty tools you get as a part of Powertoys (I couldn’t live without Fancy Zones).

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-set-up-microsofts-new-spotlight-esque-powertoy-i-1843566673

Give phind.com a try. It can be set as your default search provider (manually or with a plugin), so you can just type in the search bar.