I’m way too vain for this. I never look so I don’t see what I’ve become

amputee representation. don’t make it weird.

something something about conservation of momentum, them jumping off speeds up the trolley

cut the trolley in half, give one half to each of the thirds of the hot cousin

nah you forgot my solution of also lying down on the track and daring the trolley to switch the track itself

Yell to the other lever dude that I’m not pulling the lever but fuck those beige dudes, hope they can’t tell i’m lying, run and lay down with the beige dudes, and if I’m lucky they pull their lever too and we get maximum carnage. If lever dude suspects I’m lying and insane, and thus doesn’t pull their lever, at least I won’t have to answer my loved ones’ questions.

You got kids?

YES

A decimooch is just longer than a day.

Yeah but your intestine(s) are a giant squiggle in your gut. You need a straight line for the piercing, and to do that with your intestine(s), well, you’d have to lay em out end to end. That’s a great way to get pink eye.

Pshawn

Dammit I have trouble not rhyming antelope with Penelope.

I shouldn’t have this ALA logo here either

The fins

Down an elevator shaft, onto some bullets.

If my enemies destroy each other, I’m certainly saved some effort. Go for it, champ!

I’m with you, but I don’t see Trump going after anyone on his personal revenge list before Obama and Biden. Won’t start the deportation/concentration camp bullshit in earnest until after a few of those because he has to prove to the legislature that he controls them before he does anything too unpopular or evil.

Dang it Baba Yaga I brought you that mandrake mousse you wanted

He has a strange desire for dorito. I think there are cat unfriendly spices in there like garlic, so my void only gets his minnows.