I put on sun screen every morning to ward off basal cell skin cancer. It sucks but it’s cheaper than going to the dermatologist to have basal cell skin cancer removed. The worst part is getting it in my eyes. On the plus side, the splotchy age spots on my temples have disappeared

Quote: “NATO has no business in Ukraine. Ukraine, just like Russia, isn’t a NATO member, and my job is to make sure it stays that way.”

He said it was “his job” but never mentioned who he works for

Huh I’ve never seen a wall of these and I’m old enough to remember the 70’s. Glass block was something you replaced your old basement windows with

I’d say pour salt into each pot but I fear the plants are the propery of a local nursery and it’s not their fault the store is managed by idiots

It’s too easy. Throw everything in the crock pot and in 8 hours you’re good to go. I like to break up the roast when it softens up to let the soup soak in better. My wife makes it. She might use golden mushroom soup instead of French onion. It’s a nice comfort food especially during the colder months

You forgot French onion soup

Show him YouTube videos of the fox making the same noise? Hopefully you can convince him

I’m a connoisseur myself and travel with my own stash. The stuff they have in most public restrooms is so cheap it’s like wiping your ass with a CVS receipt.

When it comes to small, local elections party affiliation may have no ties to the national parties. Challengers may run as “this” party because the incumbent is “that” party. The mayor of my town was a Democrat but used all of the propaganda buzz works from Fox News’ playback. That being said I’ll bet the mayor in this story is a Trump supporter

So a deep state shadow government?

Dah

I am on team Will Smith with this one. Never give a woman of color a hard time about her hair. I’d rather diffuse a bomb while in shark infested waters. I’ve been punk rock for 40+ years, had a mowhawk and other hairstyles outside of the norm (people used to want to fight you over this) and no demographic of human being has been more supportive when it comes to taking chances with fashion than black women. This is a hill I will die on

What is Jason Woodford hiding?!?!?

Yet the idea of publicly funded contraception and sex education is verbotten

No billing fee?

There is always the possibility the clog isn’t in the toilet itself but further down the drain. You can test this by running faucets and seeing if the sinks drain properly

Back in my day, if a lady did this in front of you, you were expected to tuck a dollar in her wasteband.

Apparently you’re the only one. Fox New’s Half Hour News Hour didn’t last long. https://youtu.be/KCl_--E3T2c It was their attempt to copy The Daily Show and even the title was recycled. It didn’t last long

It’s always cringy when “the right” can’t come up with an original idea so they imitate something successful on “the left” and swap out words and think it’ll get anywhere