“Fell out of window… hard.”

I do so well with reading and cooking but really let myself down with strangling small animals.

There’s absolutely no sensible reason to even consider not doing this.

Your pigs-in-blankets are incorrect.

So close.

Mike Johnson wants you to die for his sins!

I rizz like you’re rizzing a rizzerous rizz there, and I rizz it.

So crazy that people still believe this.

The other twelve disciples (Bobert, Dave, Big Dave, Little Dave, Deathlord, Dolores, Fifibelle, Larry, Lucifer, Tarquin, and Zebuchenezuzuzuzechazzachuah) were on the other side of the table.

Who do you think took the photo? Do you think Jesus had a selfie-stick? SMH.

You wouldn’t download an ad, would you?

Bless you for the old.reddit link.

I… am paid less than a Google code monkey… I’d… tell him"That’s stupid and you should feel bad for suggesting it.”

I feel like these things are connected.

I miss usenet.

It was never about money

“My strong intuitive sense is that having a public platform that is maximally trusted…”

Utterly hilarious.

their real goal is to drag things out in hopes of a second term for Trump.

… their real goal is to drag things out because they get paid by the hour.

Did they at least take a photo of the package having been successfully delivered into the ocean?

Meta AI: Some people are just snakes and stab u in the back Im not saying more but u know who u are

Meta AI2: u ok babe

No it wouldn’t!