I’m sorry… we don’t take bribes. Luxuries, however…

Only if YOU work twice as long as WE do. (productively)

If only any of that crap were real. If only.

I’ll take “THINGS A PARTICULARLY STUPID CHILD WOULD SAY” for 1,000, Alex.

You make it sound so easy… simple… wholesome. When it’s nothing like that. No. Nothing like that at all. The Lem will grow. Patience little one. Enjoy the quiet and calm while you may. and above all - learn.

Itar Darf Fader. OmG

A hundred different languages all doing the same thing… making the hardware ‘work’. Some programmer has a “better idea” and all the while the architecture remains the same. ish. What’s the point?

Excellent!

Ohhhh. I totally get that now.

Your new cubicle. You’ll be delicious.

Are they… dead?

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And slaps.

Unfortunately the new “mass surveillance” program will be surveilling American citizens and not bother to look at world threats. As usual.

Doing kind of a shit job too I’d say.

The spying isn’t for our benefit… it’s on us.

It’d make some ‘defense contractors’ VERY happy!

Of course. Isn’t this what they say every time? We need more secret government.

Government of the people. No… we don’t need it more secretive. Go find a job in the peace corp lady and let’s have way fewer secrets FOR the people.

A hasty finish up but done in good faith. Yep.

Constantly confusing “boomers” with “industrialists”. How disingenuous. No wonder nothing gets fixed.