Professional Goatician
Practice your sleight of hand movements. I’ve figured out how to make it look like I’ve just scanned one thing but moved two at both Walmart and Kroger self checkouts without any alarms going off. Helps a lot with my getting my employee discount for having to run a register.
The headache medicine doesn’t do shit anyway. I need a cold, silent room and sleep to make the headache stop.
First they’ll have to split the functionality of every program across multiple programs, then they’ll shut it down.
All Democrats have to do to even it out is make where to vote you have to turn on a computer fill out your votes via pdf, and then submit them. Cancels out all the elderly republican votes.
One of the top questions asked by Texas residents during their last succession vote was if social security checks were still going to be delivered. I hope they do vote to leave, I want to see the realization sink in and the chaos that ensues.