Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

Omg, I couldn’t imagine swapping cars and not spending 30 sec adjusting everything just to have it not quite rigt

I told my wife if we ever split, I’m finding a guy about my size so I can double my wardrobe and have a workout partner. So this is perfect.

TBH, as a middle aged male, I would love to meet new friends. Even if it means joining a cult like the Borg or CrossFit.

Good way to avoid frostbite, folks put your hands between your buttocks. That’s nature’s pocket.

Did someone get a 3D Printer from the Czech Republic?

🎶 somebody one told me