So that means Chrome won’t spy on me anymore, right?

… right guys?

Guess this is a lesson learned for the bodyguards: beware of weirdos wearing crowns.

My brain rejects the very concept of Fahrenheit. Every American I’ve met has tried to tell me, “Oh, conversion is easy. All you have to do is grok calculus!” Fuck that noise

With the closest side of the dude drenched in cheap hair dye and flop sweat.

When Trump hosted the KGB diplomats in the White House, when he confiscated his translators notes after his meeting with Putin, after he betrayed the Kurds, the media would ask, “Why did Trump do this?”

There were always a range of possible reasons, but only one that explained them all with perfect sense. I suggest everyone read American Kompromat by Craig Unger. There is a trail of circumstantial evidence Trump has been a Russian asset since at least 1986.

Has to be. No way are they charging six bucks for orphan meat

Except for that whole sexual consent thing

Before the actual assassination in Canada and this attempted one, I didn’t give a fuck about Sikh nationhood. Now I’m thinking they need a country that doesn’t reach outside of its borders to kill them.

“I would like to advertise my compromised judgement and a tramp stamp just won’t do.”

Is there a mobile app for that? Didn’t see it mentioned on the page.

Let it never be said Kevin McCarthy is a moron. Truth is he’s an incompetent moron.

Plex for movies and TV. Jellyfin for porn. And never the Twain shall meet

I heard one hypothesis from evolutionary biology that it was a holdover from Paleolithic times. The woman’s noises were an invitation for the rest of the men in the tribe to join in. The shape and size of the human penis seemed designed to pump out previously deposited sperm. This being evidence of cave woman gang bangs. Granted, it might be a stretch to go from penis shape to the reason why women groan more, but it’s a possibility.

My guess — and this is pure conjecture — MS canned him because Bing didn’t eat Google’s lunch.

“If you want to run your mouth, we can be two consenting adults. We can finish it here.”

It’s like the beach off scene in Barbie, but only one side was using sexual innuendo.

Disco was hot garbage except for that one episode where they ran out of budget and told a decent groundhog day story. Pike carried me through the second season though. And the only interesting character was the spidey-sense alien dude. Didn’t bother with season 3.

Picard. Well… I only lasted ten minutes into the first episode. Noped out when the motorbike helmet Romulan ninja killed the roommate with a knife. Guess they couldn’t afford stun mode on a phaser or something.

Strange New Worlds is great. I’d rank it better than Voyager but not quite original series quality. Not yet anyway. And when Jack Quaid popped out the other side of the portal, that’s when I thought I’d give Lower Decks a chance.

Fun fact: To the Arabs, Laurence of Arabia was known as “that weird Brit who just refused to fuck off.”

Confirmation bias

After I defacebooked my phone years ago, the desktop site wanted my phone number to affirm my identity. Noped out right then and there. Haven’t missed FB in the slightest.