It helps me relax. Usually.

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

Maggot!? You scoleciphobe ass!

Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam…

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

I know there are a lot of replies already, but I feel like the best way to explain is it’s similar to trying to push a car while you’re in it.

They could connect it to the Internet, I guess.

Nothing in that catch block, though.

75Mbit down / 10 Mbit up with a 1.2TByte monthly cap: $30 a month.

incredibly credible

It’s so credible I don’t believe it.

Please leave some for the rest of us.

Now I’m imagining five bees.

“Dont-a-worry, little turtle! I’ll help-a you cross-a the road!”

splat

“But… why?”

“It’s-a me. Mario.”

The 813,000 borrowers receiving the email were those who weren’t accurately credited for student loan payments that should have given them forgiveness, or people placed into forbearance by loan servicers who violated Department of Education policies.

This is money the DoE never should have been collecting in the first place.

Instructions unclear; became Entertain Dog.

Oh, fuck that’s gross. I mean, really…a hotdog for breakfast?

Copilot has cut my personal projects by about 40% freeing me up for work

But he still has to do it with the plastic knife.

Maybe it should hurry the fuck up.

howls of discontent