Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

/s

Yummy!

Petting a small Nazi is confusing

Looks more like investigating having their photo taken

Maybe it’s just like my mother

Like the Japanese version of the North American “Gas Pedal”?

It will go away if you remove the labels from the sleeve and the stitch from the vent

I mean, if the NYTimes says it’s a banger…

Whole lotta regrets going on here…

An icon

I come in flames!

Upside down spaghetti

I heard that denaturing proteins with heat also produces carcinogens!

Winnipeg is known to be a source cancer and malformia

Annihilation

British Renaissance Fair(e) may be redundant like “naan bread” or “muay thai boxing” 🙄

Dang. That zany Kellogg’s cereal that the cool frog sells makes $19 billion a year 😳

Bullshit. That guy’s mouth is a straw that he’s breathing through.

Men

Can we call it pre-hack juice?