How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.

Even during its peak, the only real use i got out of facebook was being reminded of people’s birthdays. Now i just ignore them all, it’s much easier that way.

Nah man, it’s the other way around! The UK is in England. Europe is in London.

There’s a guaraná flavored soda in brazil called “Jesus”, so this makes perfect sense to me.

Molk

might as well just get a canned soup

You should also end every conversation with “but that’s not advice and I’m not an expert.”

“But son, aren’t you a literal investment advisor?”

Is there really no middle ground between “I don’t give a fuck about them” and “Bomb the country” ?

Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.

That reminds me of Dune, where they have high tech stuff like spaceships, but no computers or AI, because this sort of thing already happened ages ago and it led to them being banned.

That’s kind of the point though. If “hustling like a crackhead” wasn’t obviously a bad thing, there’d be no joke here.

Perhaps…

The n stands for nothing, therefore it’s invisible.

Odds are if you don’t know how to exit vim you probably don’t want to save whatever you wrote in there.

Mormon - m = Oro

That’s great! Means it won’t update randomly without my permission anymore.

While Musk is undeniably a massive dickhead, let’s not devalue space exploration because of him. Many things we rely on today such as GPS, certain types of medical treatments and drugs, even eye surgery, were only possible due to the advancement of space technology.

Rocketships don’t help people directly, but for isntance, they put satelites in orbit that help farmers have a more precise control and understanding over their crops, putting more food on our plates.

All it takes is for one of these things to stack with other, less avoidable, problems. Say you’re driving in ice or during the rain, maybe on a shitty road full of holes; Now a steering failure that wouldn’t mormally be enough to cause an accident, suddenly becomes much more deadly.

In all my years of driving complete beaters in awful road conditions, I’ve never encountered a mechanical failure that was that dangerous.

I mean… to be fair, if you did you probably wouldn’t be here to post this. Bit of a survivor bias.

That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.

So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.