Jubei Kibagami

Bring your crew cuz you gonna out-quaffed, ya fuckin’ posers.

This year’s different tho 😮‍💨

Aquinas was always going on about hotdogs 👏😂 He was silly about it. Such a great thinker though.

It needed to be said. It’s well received around these parts.

🥲 Beautifully written tale of a mortal peril swerved.

Snek: “this guy’s good! He is handling my best attacks”!

Santa girthy tho’. Your chimney better be ready.

The spirit’s flavor “opens with umami and tangy aromas of nacho cheese, moving to the deeper, corn-forward flavors of the chip to finish on a soft salty note,” the company said.

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How does a cue ball get less sharp?

Podcast Addict

I bet it’s 500k Americans who can already afford a home.

You catch all the bAss.

You know when you reprimand your dog and they tuck their ass in? Voilà 🫴

Reminded me of a story of a Border Patrol agent who dutifully served the government for 20 years, plus some military service on top of it. After they found out he was illegal, through no direct fault of his, they tossed him out, even after he cruelly tossed immigrants himself. No mercy for anyone under any circumstance is the unspoken motto of INS, even as they deport citizens or veterans.

Agent story:

https://archive.ph/Do0uc

Deported veterans:

https://youtu.be/N6rjCvgRkq0?si=0lAUqgdFcT5qKTt2

In some parts of Mexico, the end caps are called the “suegras,” the word for mother-in-law, because no one wants them. I think it’s meant to sound like “sobras” which means leftovers.

Ah, the cousin to the famous MayonEgg.

I see someone very hungry.

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Deux

In those moments I’m as high as fuck and imagine I could own a home, I’d just desert-ify the yard. It’s going that way anyway, let’s beat the rush. Just sand and rocks and some desert plants. Like us, most yards will die in the water wars.