Kalkaline

I demand genital inspections for anyone entering bathrooms in any government building. Public photographic proof of sex must be required.

Can you smell the freedom?

Genital inspector

Shit👏on👏their👏desk👏

I guess I’m not using Strava anymore.

Mastodon is fine, but I burned out on it pretty quick. There’s not an intuitive way to find new content on there. I’m sure the content is fine, but Bluesky can get you up and running really quickly.

Will they learn though?

Fuck grass, dig up your lawn, plant native plants.

Who would do such a thing to an individual of Gaetz’s quality? I’d imagine there’s a lot of people that would.

Republicans

Good thing they’ll be so rich they don’t have to work again.

ADHD sucks. It’s a pain in the ass to get my meds, the meds help, but I still have good days and bad days. I don’t think it’s nearly as debilitating as a crushed hand, I don’t even put it on the same level as depression. That said everyone has a different toolbox for their issues, and some people are better equipped than others.

Probably ought to be glad Zeus doesn’t exist either.

I’d use Matrix but the last time I jumped on all the chats were dead and the ones I had joined had all been spammed with CSAM.

2 failed assassination attempts tell me that the 2nd amendment protecting us against fascists is being proven to be bullshit. We need a hell of a lot more than that to protect our country. A working DOJ would be a good start.

Jokes on you, getting robbed is my fetish

Removed by mod

Jeez this is awful.

So long Caps Lock/Scroll Lock

Don’t rent the machines, they’re not really worth it. Spot clean or buy a wet vac if you’re going to do it frequently.