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  • KingJalopy @lemm.eetoComic Strips@lemmy.worldUrinals should not exist.
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    3 days ago

    That’s why I act like I’m pooping. I’ll sit down and make grunt noises while aiming my piss at the side of the bowl so no one hears I’m actually peeing. Because that’s less embarrassing than knowing you all think I’m too afraid to piss in front of you. I even pull toilet paper out and wipe it on my thigh so all you actual Weiner holders believe I’m wiping my ass. Who’s the fool now? Not only was I too afraid to pee in front of you, I convinced you I was taking a manly shit while you probably nodded in approval at the other Weiner holders next to you. Check mate.





  • I used to live in England back in 1999-2004 on and off during the summer with my mom. Even then we were a fucking joke. I learned very quickly to lose my Texas accent and just tell people I was Canadian. I literally almost got my ass kicked several times after 9/11 when my fellow Brits found out I was from America. I wasn’t even old enough to vote at the time. I haven’t been back since 2009 but I suspect nowadays they’d just feel sorry for me. I live in California now which is rife with it’s own problems but at least my family and I feel somewhat safer here than in Oklahoma or Texas where we lived most our lives. I couldn’t raise my daughter in Oklahoma and feel that in doing what’s best for her. Plus California is fucking beautiful and there’s so much to do and see! Cost of living is the only downside here for me.







  • Interesting. I tried other sorting methods and even scaled won’t load more posts but top by “whatever” will load all day. I’m a rare exception here in that I know fuck all about computer stuff so I have no idea. I think I saw someone saying the same thing on the boost instance so it must be a wider thing. I’ll try the hidden post thing but I’m not sure if that’s a thing on jerboa? I’ve never intentionally hidden anything, just blocked shit I don’t wanna see. Thanks for the reply.







  • There’s at least a fucking million reasons to hate Donald Trump and this is the one they’re focusing on? This is literally third grade politics. He smells bad!! Wake the fuck up America. We are being played at a level that equals us with children!! This is fucking asinine. I hate this motherfucker as much as anyone else but this is just goddamn ridiculous. Can we not dig up better dirt than he smells like shit? We know what kind of shit this man has done. We know it kind of shit this man will do and this is what we’re going to focus on?