Hours after this story published, a White House spokesperson said in a statement that DOGE did not share classified information ― even as NRO’s classified information was still accessible on DOGE’s website.

“DOGE did not share classified information, any assertion to the contrary is a lie,” said the spokesperson. “Yesterday the accusation was DOGE was not transparent and today the accusation is DOGE is too transparent. Stop the fearmongering, DOGE’s mission remains to cut waste, fraud, and abuse and are doing so with the proper security clearances and following the law.”

Lmao peak professionalism guys.

Most vision problems are issues with the shape of the lens of your eye either causing distortion of the light (astigmatism), or changing the optical focal length of something at a particular distance to something not ideal, causing you to be near/far sighted, or both.

These contact lenses just insert a new series of optical lenses which cause magnification.

The other processes would be incredibly difficult as our understanding of how images are processed by the occipital lobe of the brain are limited at best. You might have some success with the cyberpunk method of a bionic which your brain can be taught to control, or genetic modification to change the density and type of receptors on your retina, or the shape of the eye.

4chan memed about penis inspection day for years, but I never expected they’d get this far.

I have an appointment with a urologist in March and plan on scheduling a vasectomy at the earliest available time. I’m bringing my wife with me so that we can skip any potential “is your spouse okay with this” step.

This is just a modern iteration of the book HOLES, and it takes place in a landfill instead of a dry lakebed.

One of the last true Mega fauna

My gut instinct is that this sign is fake with the end goal of driving outraged calls to the real Lt gov., but who can even tell anymore?

It’s really difficult to tell to what level and for what end they’re trying to collapse the country. Is the goal just a grift? Is it to secure permanent corporate governance? Is it to collapse the US for techno feudalism? Is it to utterly annihilate the US on behalf of a foreign nation? All of the above by different individuals?

Biggest foreign intelligence success of all time

The dye will all mix so it unfortunately won’t be rainbow colored, just a gross uniform brown

It is currently the beginning of Feb and our normal weather here is a few days of snow, usually a few inches, usually at least one large to shut everything down (like 10+"). Overcast. In the 20s and 30s (F).

I went skiing on Saturday and have never seen so much literally bare ground outside of the very early or very very late season.

I went to a protest today. Parked a distance away and walked. It was 68°. It feels like the end of April. We got almost no snow - only like a foot unseasonably early in the middle of November. The wildfire season this year is going to be rough, and the summer will be brutal.

Rhe important thing is that we elected a candidate with ideological purity. It’s just that that ideology is fascism.

Lead Supplements are proven to remove fascism from the body

Hey, they’re useful as a pithy response generator, especially to someone asking for something stupid in person, which is how I use mine. Also decent for moments of indecision lol.

Honestly probably better than it becoming a hereditary position and us ending up with Cokie Monster as emperor in chief.

Don’t discount the damage to our social cohesiveness done by corporations monetizing literally everything.

Social networks and dating apps, on top of the removal of most avenues toward middle class incomes, have led to an entire generation with few employment or romance prospects, creating a loneliness epidemic.

This gives shit bags like andrew tate a crack to worm into and create an incel/fascist incubation machine.

Dems would rather sell us to fascism than put a progressive in office.

It would be one thing if Trump was actually anti-trust…but he isn’t.

He’s anti companies which don’t prostrate themselves in front of him and bow to his whims. They’re bad, terrible, anti American companies. The ones that do are great, wonderful, beautiful companies. The bad ones need to be broken up and given to the big ones.

He’s so transparent it’s painful. If someone says good things about Trump or give him money, they’re good. If they don’t, they’re bad. It’s absurdly obvious.

I’m so mad about the time I had to spend learning about the fucking food pyramid