They’d never go after their donors but at least I don’t have to worry about a second Wannsee Conference.

Controlled opposition.

But still better than whatever is happening now. I can’t imagine a Nazi salute at Kamala’s inauguration.

Wait until he hears about the Department of Commerce’s International Trade Administration

This Lovely Bones sequel is weird

Yes, that is why the banana phone was such a revolutionary invention.

“Dammit. Okay. We’ll divide you up into arbitrary subgroups, spread lies amongst those groups, and have you fight amongst yourselves rather than unify!”

He knows he’ll never make up the loss of subscribers on the left since he’s burned those bridges so he has to double down on the far right to carry his platform.

This way he gets to compete with X for a race to the bottom and see who can gather the most shitbags to support their plateauing businesses.

Boy that dementia’s really settling in, huh?

I really need to take up tapdancing classes for when the day comes

If you are too old for long term care insurance you should be too old for office.

They’d replace affiliate link cookies with their own. So if you’re watching a makeup tutorial and you use their referral code but then use Honey to look for deals, Honey takes the commission instead of the person actually doing the work.

It’s like if the finance person at a car lot decided to take everyone’s commissions because they touched the paperwork last.

I can hear this picture

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It’s amazing how many Gadsden flags are next to Thin Blue Line flags.

“Don’t tread on me, unless you’re in the group of people who can kill citizens with impunity, then you do what you want because I’ve no critical thinking skills.”

They will let fascists take over as long as it means they don’t need to share their wealth.

Defederation to go with their defenestration.

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They’ll happily jail an innocent person so they can avoid looking incompetent.

Controlled opposition.

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