kreekybonez

and the reddit Russian psy-op? certainly not helping

someone who cares

god wants the children to have incurable tumors

I accidentally factory reset a VFD, which has hundreds of configurable options, and only by the grace of potato-quality tech youtubers, I was able to find a small handful of configs to make it work again.

it’s reminiscent of the iTunes shuffle at launch. the shuffle was truly random, so with a large enough user base, some people were annoyed that the same artist might get played multiple times in a row. it’s a possibility in true random generations, but it felt wrong, so they fixed it and made rules for shuffle so it seemed more random

in my head, I read it like someone was talking, and then had to start shouting over the sound of a train passing by, then return to normal volume as it passed

having a small username is a lot like having a low plate number; doesn’t have to be extravagant, because it’s a trophy of getting in early enough to claim the simple ones

hacking

anybody can cut some holes in the wall. it takes skill to fix it.

needs a cracked/dirty window tint exterior to complete the look.

good glass is a dead-giveaway on a sleeper

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reddit had two styles of interaction: sort by new and get in on the comments early, or come late to the party and be a spectator

buncha degens

damn, I forgot about that piece. it’s haunting, really

soybean oil, usually. and diacetyl can be added as a buttery flavoring.

fun fact: diacetyl inhaled in large enough doses can cause bronchitis. this was a problem in popcorn topping factories, hence the term “popcorn lung”

occasional ball-blasting from frigid intake water is a small price to pay for a squeaky-clean b-hole