There are two things from the internet that I don’t know what they are and I will never look them up, I’m preserving some of my innocence.

1. Lemon parties and

2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don’t want to know.

bonus points if you actually come up with an evil plan while you’re doing it

The first one is how you find your way to the second one.

I’m glad you came to some conclusion, I’m still trying to find a pattern in it. everything he said is true in a biased generalizing fallacy type of way. Even though he contradicted himself at least twice.

I had a feeling there would be some inclined to screenshot & repost & claim-it-as-their-own & do God-knows-what-else with my precious photos which are precious ME, so that’s why I posted them real quick so you could see I’m the real deal, then deleted them. Thank you for appreciating what you witnessed for a moment though 😄

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I’m a fitness queen. Am at the gym right now as a matter o’fact. We’re all born with marvelous bodies. Use it or lose it!

I’m a heterosexual woman. So no.

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the years 2013 to 2016 we got particularly bad snowstorms a couple of those years, I guess it happens every year, neighborhoods seem to shut down when the snow plows don’t come through,

even the gyms were closed 😱 which was devastating to me at the time bc I couldn’t sit still and was always at the gym or running or biking when I wasn’t at work, and I couldn’t sit still,

so I was out there manually shoveling, My record was shoveling 13 hours in one day, I kid you not, an Epsom salt bath has never felt so good at the end of the day.

and while I was out there shoveling, one lady even asked me why I was doing that, I said because it’s exercise and it feels good and I’m clearing some spots which will be appreciated by at least a few people,

And I’m thinking in my mind

if everybody would come out here and do this, everybody shovel a few square feet of the street right in front of your own house, then we wouldn’t be snowed in. everybody would get amazing refreshing exercise, fresh air, community spirit & morale, and feel good and the streets would be clear in no time. Like ants can build huge sandmounds one grain of sand at a time, if we would just work together this wouldn’t be such a catastrophe.

But it doesn’t even occur to people that they could do that. Instead they sit around and do nothing and complain to the county about lack of snow plows, and they stay holed-up in their houses eating junk and getting fat. And when you’re fat and lazy, and you’ve clogged all your arteries with grease, that’s why you can’t shovel snow without breaking your back and getting a heart attack. That’s modern life.

from experience wearing extremely heavy shoes once, I can attest that the most strained muscles in this scenario would be the hip flexors.

(edit to fix voice to text typos, apparently I posted this comment when I was half asleep)

okay I understand but it wasn’t working. I could spin around in circles and the compass didn’t move. It always pointed “north” to the top of the phone. Even when I was pointing the top of the phone east or west or south.

[NSFC]

That’s great Facebook. Thanks for letting us all know the pivotal moment when the chickens who were spending time together started fucking each other.

Kinda like the movie Boogie Nights where Heather Graham played a pornstar who’s always wearing roller skates

with all that going on, not surprising they find it impossible to care about the well-being of citizens.

yup thatsa the one ima talkin about

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I know but it still didn’t make sense to me. No matter which way I pointed my phone, the compass showed north.

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