I might get into robot vacuums again, thank you very much!

I spent the last day refactoring code for a (private) project. But I drank coffee. This isn’t accurate at all!

Maybe try reading it again. You’ve missed the message.

From a certain point of view there isn’t any difference to be seen.

The point of view would have to be very far away though, maybe Jupiter?

In my case it’s just half a Euro

It’s $0.551 even!

Even I would have to, and I found 50 cents on the street once.

Yes, but after some beer and shots too you shouldn’t text your ex or write whatever that headline is.

I’ve wondered how people ran happily into their doom in WW1/2, and thought nowadays with all the information readily available they’d not fight and die for some grand illusion of some asshole wearing a crown or whatever Putin wears. But I was wrong. I don’t understand how they’re not on his ass, noose ready. Instead they cheer for him. Of course not all Russians, but enough to let him keep destroying their own future.

That’s really hard for me to grasp. If my government would start some shit like that we’d collectively laugh and replace them.

That’s like… a lot. I bet he’s sweating black sweat from his forehead right now.

Lol, idiot! It’s the year 2023, not 10,000!

(It’s obvious to me, but just too make sure: /s. I don’t think you’re an idiot, you’re probably really cool)

If you ever wondered if Hitler killed a double, escaped and had an ugly, orange kid which came up with a lame term to shame the media - wonder no more.

I like your style. How often have you been cursed at?

Yes!

I bet she had a strong opinion on those.

Huh, I guess there have been some changes since I’ve last checked

Do you self host hopscotch?

What if we made a tent out of metal and gave it some wheels?

“You see officer, it wasn’t me robbing that bank. Bill Gates did it!”

And now look at Germany today. Not bad, eh? /s

I guess we could have gone from 1930 to 1950 and beyond without the shit in between…