Look folks our state population is suffering. The only thing we can do now is deny the children here proper nutrition. That way they are stunted and too dumb to leave the state. Now before you start protesting and saying this won’t work. I say it will, because it has! Just ask your parents.

The story of two parents with three toddlers.

Yay!

Every porn I have ever watched.

Bought water cooler when I built it. That was five years ago. No problems so far.

America does need a National Retreat. There needs to be an order that all Americans retreat to their bed until warmer weather.

You see they want to be eaten.

That’s a fucking moopsy! Run! Fucking run!

Certain words over time become offensive and should no longer be used. I would ask you not to use the term “shareholders” I don’t believe it is appropriate. Try other terms that are more accurate and less offensive. For example “slave holders”, “Evil bastards”, or “Fucking capitalists scum ruining the world for everyone”.

Stop complaining about downvotes! They build character!

I don’t think that would be game breaking at all.

To be fair I have a 5lb panther that can easily do 1d4 damage pouncing on me in my sleep.

This has been proven untrue. A frog will jump out of a pan of boiling water. Which has also proved that we are dumber than frogs.

My name is Lola Skumpy and I like totally approve this!

Moccamaster, this is the way.

And the only way to do it is in the office after a long commute!

Now go watch this.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0227984/?ref_=tt_mv_close

That’s $109,500 a year before taxes. Not bad but not rich.

If you are the third child you raise yourself. And don’t expect too many baby pictures.

America, we know how to fuck shit up!