Vanilla?!? Disgusting

Take the third reich

In* wrong translation :)

… And it sucks

Is he an Aldi store owner by any chance?

I’m not kidding. Just had my dinner too, she’s under the shower right now

Pussy

Chicago traffic fatality rate is 6.0, that of Utrecht (where I live) it’s 2.6. (per 100.000 inhabitants). Homicide rate Chicago is 22.8, Utrecht 0.7

Data from chatgpt

I just removed gemini from my phone.

Most accurate description so far

I’ve been in the navy for 15 years. I’ve never seen an iceberg floating anywhere.

Friends with a pool had a sign saying “don’t pee in our pool, we don’t swim in your toilet”. In Paris however…

Yeah, that’s how I met my current partner. She lives in Portugal but had her location in my city. It does have benefits, but it also extremely clutters the app with gold diggers from the other side of the globe.

I like Chad Chad

Sorry to say, but there’s no app available which creates better people in your town haha

Maybe move to a city?

OK Cupid has the option to set your location manually. You can check somewhere else if there’s someone nice. I hate this option, it clutters the app with Asian and African women wanting to meet someone abroad. But it may be nice for you to get better results.

Yeah that’s true. About 60% of the women I see are from Asia / Africa / South America.

I wish they would disable the custom location feature to solve this clutter.

I live in The Netherlands, there are enough people here on the app to make it worth while. It’s how I met my new partner.

I’m not a big fan though. It’s also a sort of social media. There are many people on there from Asia and Africa, cluttering the user base.

I had 3 matches which ended in extended conversations, but in all 3 cases (don’t know if it’s coincidence) they were trying to cheat on their partner. I’m poly, I don’t mind sharing, but cheating on someone is not going to happen with me.

About poly, OK Cupid has the option to say you’re monogamous, polyamorous (with account links possible) or open to either. So it’s a great app for finding poly people or focus on mono people without matching with the poly ones (saves a conversation)

I like OK Cupid. It works perfectly without paying and matches are better as they are based on questions you answer and profiles contain more info. So it’s less evaluating lifestock like Tinder.

There’s also Bumble, it used to be that the woman needs to start talking when matched within 24h otherwise the match disappears. This is so women won’t get spammed by loads of men. I heard they would change it, but I’m not sure if they actually did. It works fine without paying.

There’s Boo, which I think is mostly for autistic and introvert people. Works fine with the free version.

There’s Feeld, which works great without paying. The focus is mainly on sex, not so much relationship material imo.

I’m not buying the fancy expensive shit. But the cheap stuff fills pores and creates pimples. Also, don’t use the one from last year, it has an expiration date. The protection goes down significantly.

What OP tries to say, is that he’s to simple to deal with any form of complexity. He can only go as far as befriending other simple minded men who don’t need anything more than beer and football and love to complain about all women.