I would if the damned bank would let me buy a house!!! Trying to get a 90K bank loan, have 36k in cash, and still denied because I don’t have a credit score.

EVERYONE WAS ON HOLIDAY!

Don’t give them ideas!

And how was the civil war?

So apperently they stsrt dying after age 45…interesting.

I think scientists have theories on that.

…what? Is that not what string theory is??? Well apperently I do not have a working knowledge on string theory then!

…I don’t actually. No clue what it really is. Apperently the universe is made up of strings at a molecular level or something? Or maybe space is full of strings? I DON’T KNOW, OK???

Yeah, I just stopped buying products.

Did you not?

I read this in the AOL voice. Which is fitting, since the guy who did the voice recording for AOL just died a few days ago.

Goodbye.

It’s almost like listening to my crazy rants predicts the future.

Hope you guys don’t have those loyalty rewards cards to grocery stores or pharmacies. Oh, who am I kidding? All of you do.

Go look in any Cleveland community you can find. You’ll find me essentially poking it with a stick.

C’mon…be active…

Nope. Just me.

Even when Street Pass existed on DS, a system that sold some absurd amount like 160 million units, I never once got a street pass interaction.

And now you think a realworld implementation of street pass for Lemmy, a service with 60k users, is going to be anything besides you wondering where everyone is???

Oh nooooooo…

…

…anyways.

Well, this was back in the 90s. Back when they were still good.

When I was 8 years old, my sister ordered an XL pizza from papa johns. And I said “Ok…but what are YOU having?” She laughed it off as me saying I’d eat the whole thing myself. I saw no joke. So I made her order a second pizza for herself. She got a small. And when I was done with my pizza, I ate half of her pizza. She then accused me of playing some prank on her. She searched her apartment up and down claiming I was hiding the pizza somewhere. I was like “YOU WATCHED ME EAT MOST OF IT!!!”

My stomach did not have an “off” button. At least not until decades later when they removed 2/3rds of my colon. Now I can eat something small to medium sized and feel like I’m full.

But back then? I honestly think if you’d have put 10 XL pizzas in front of me, I’d have eaten them all if I liked the toppings. Then asked for snacks later.

I’m just imagining a grown man standing there, then you takes off your towel, and instead of a dick, you have a conjoined infant baby dangling from your crotch. Attatched by the head to your crotch. Clearly only aged until age 3 months old, meanwhile the adult half of you is 34 years old.

Scientists can’t figure out if they love or hate you.

“That is too big for a tumor. Hou’re going to die.”

Twitch currently has a pretty effective moderation method for making sure certain topics or games don’t get featured on their platform.

For example, you can be in a bikini, that’s fine, but you can’t show feet.

You also can’t play the socom games from PS2, because of the idea of glorifying terrorists. Since if they win, the announcer says “terrorists win”.

The point I’m making is, these are abstract concepts that need human monitoring. It wouldn’t be that hard to add twitter/X conversations to that list.

So like, if you have a twitter, you can’t use your twitter on your away screens, or talk about it on stream. The same way you can’t give out an only fans link.

And twitch is owned by amazon. If they REALLY wanted to piss off musk, they could buy bluesky and make it the official microblogging service for all amazon owned services.

So if you have an amazon account, now you have a bluesky account.

And all the actors who act in yhe prime shows? They get signed into bluesky exclusive interaction contracts. Where they only interact with fans on bluesky.

As for CVS? They’re a struggling drug store chain. Amazon already owns whole foods. A grocery store. Would it really be too far out of the realm of plausibility to see them adopt CVS into their too big to fail ecosystem?

None of this means anything. This country doesn’t mean anything. Nothing stands for anything. It’s all just a back and forth. Good will not prevail. It’s just cocksuckers getting gheir way, and making others suck their cock on the way down. That’s all this is. Human suffering doesn’t matter. Peoples lives don’t matter. It’s all just a dick measuring contest to these people. A little over a million people died during covid. Trump didn’t care. Then Biden took over and provided vaccines. But nobody cared. They were just told by their government for 8 months it was all a hoax. And then Biden has to deal with gaza, he doesn’t care. He could have sent Ukraine permission to use weapons deep in russia for 2 years. He didn’t care. These judges won’t care. Being human doesn’t matter. Nobody has any rights. Consume commercial goods. Amazon has you by the balls.

goes to sit in a dark corner

Disagree.

A LOT of what I use social media could be classified as brands.

Game Grumps is a youtube show. I’m excited they’re on bluesky.

The Cleveland Guardians are a baseball team in the MLB. I’m excited they’re on bluesky.

You could classify them as brands. They use social media to promote themselves, and I use social media to interact with those brands that isn’t available otherwise.

under…pressure…?

vanilla ice riff