I think it’s buildup from all the glue eating.

I want a garum candle

I don’t want my veggies touching the cart. Some dude who fingers his butthole while wiping used it before me.

He didn’t wash his hands.

Correct. I haven’t seen an ad for years.

Do you pronounce jpeg as “jayfeg”?

Nah dude. Just a little bit of soy or tonkatsu sauce.

Pro tip: tell lots of dealers it’s your first time. Free drugs for a while.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fork_bomb

For those who are curious but not dumb.

Whenever I get a free engraving on something, I send this in.

She can’t rice worth shit.

When I was 8 my mother slammed my finger in the bed of a pickup truck. It locked and she didn’t have the keys on her.

I still bring it up 25 years later.

I’d get one if they were freeway legal everywhere

Agreed. I do miss my niche subreddits like druggardening, centuryhomes, unclebens, and diyprint.

Master pain, it is a pleasure to have you beating random people in our town.

Especially that helpless old man you just hit.

Welcome!

So people in power should be held to a lower standard than the rest of us?

That’s a bad fucking idea.

Winrar

Sharks don’t know slugs exist

They should call it the ‘too little too late accord’.

‘i help JavaScript engineers become framework architects by getting them forcibly reassigned.’

Not for actual use, but for bonding with your laptop.

It’s not like he’s compiling Linux from scratch on day one. Arch is pretty well supported and has a package manager.