I too have been cranking my hog since '97

t9 was the shit before touch screens! and a lot of ppl never really knew it existed or that it got smarter over time. with that gag I could type fast as lightning on my LG phone! oldschool memory unlocked.

and now we have this

and TIL some more:

Coriolis deflection sets cyclonic systems turning counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. Likewise, a cannonball fired due north will seemingly veer a teeny bit to the east, and one fired to the south will apparently deflect ever so slightly to the west, deviations a skilled gunner would know to adjust for.

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what’d you call me?

now you all have got me

horny

tub girl?

better to bone wet than dry

this guy hand jobs

probably to make up for their customer loss after the pro Twumph shit

depends on your line of work. but more than you’d think.

consummation

and prob drink a lot. can’t drink on the job so you overindulge in your time off. ask me how I know.

as a non healthcare person… I’ve now lost my appetite because of all of the above. thx

hey I know that saying from somewhere… shocker!

that was… unexpected.

do you like crayons?

touché

(as I like to do with breasts)

that is pretty darn clever

I use a torrent client that will lie on the upload (x10 or x11, or a myriad of other options) so as to satisfy the upload ratio requirement of many members only torrent communities

and the meetings about meetings

is your username the male equivalent of tigolbitties?