that was… unexpected.

do you like crayons?

touché

(as I like to do with breasts)

that is pretty darn clever

I use a torrent client that will lie on the upload (x10 or x11, or a myriad of other options) so as to satisfy the upload ratio requirement of many members only torrent communities

and the meetings about meetings

is your username the male equivalent of tigolbitties?

who tf eats pasta for breakfast?

i just throw some pop rocks in my cereal

so like gif?

like Amsterdam, which would already be a 100 years old

love me some half-baked

the internet can be a great place if you know where to look. the problem you are referring to is cellphones and general 24/7 connectivity. you can still get called with no data service, anywhere anytime. so ppl… put away the phones, tablets, computers, gaming devices. I challenge anyone to go off grid for a week. sadly I know I can’t.

congratulations, welcome to Lemmy.

you are one of today’s lucky 10,000

the Pope marrying a guy would have hilarious fallout

just wait… he’s gonna come back any day now, as a wooman

noice

always fun to see a bit of lighthearted necropsy

then obviously you missed the /s that carried over.
/sarcasmo

¿porque no los dos? (/s)

I can send you one probably, but you know… tariffs (and processing fees).

Oh hidy-ho officer, we’ve had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

May the wind be always at your back.

May the sun shine warm upon your face;