I’d just be glad to finally return to monke

I feel like I definitely read that in middle/high school

I’m good at counting pennies

Choose your flavor of charlatan

8000 a year? That would be a huge help. Like it would alleviate almost all of my burdens.

Scrip is kinda low key a thing again. My SO works for wawa and there is definitely some scrip vibe. They have a company store, a points reward system, they will put you through school if you take classes that benefit the Corp, and the only way to move up is to basically bootlick management at weird company festivals.

It all has this very dystopian vibe of “everything within the corporation eco system” and my SO is a very principled women who is shy and kind and she refuses to take a step to elevate herself within the Corp, but getting a union going is pretty hard where we’re at, everyone is very much of the boot tasting, welfare queen bad variety.

I can confidently say I’m cringe af

Not having children is my retirement. I will probably work till I’m old and gray so I just tuck what I can away, buy things that hold value, and live my life.

That’s not how nicknames work

What were we talking about?

Hey you sound just like me. If your going to move, perhaps somewhere like PA? It’s got the benefit of being a battleground state, and there’s more than enough rural areas, even relatively close to the cities, where you can continue your hermitage. I’m doing something similar (:

It’d be Jesus for me. I love a highly principled man telling me what to do.

Look it’s a commie! Get that dirty hippy!

It’s already extremely easy for LE to drum up basically whatever charge and stick it to you, for the majority of citizens with no funds for a lawyer.

We’ve already got the plate scanners. Everytime I drive by one, my file pops as a red flag and a stop is more than likely, just to “check in” with me, usually with some false pretense like “i thought your window was cracked, my bad, but where you going tonight?” I’m not technically on paper, but I am treated as such. Easy arrest potential with some bs probable cause.

The fact that it will continue to go further doesn’t surprise me. Makes the job even easier for them. If you aren’t a good consumer, you will be prosecuted.

It’s actually all my fault, everyone.

The wheels fell off this one for sure

My partner got a duvet for us…I fuck that shit all up. Wild sleepers!

People where I live now are genuinely afraid of the city for sure. There is some merit, but only if you go looking to step in shit.

For me, I’m largely desensitized to city stuff from a lifetime, and I’m tired. I don’t like it anymore.

AP psychology allows Florida to send Desantis back to caves.

What a wild ass time to be alive in America. I’m sure our whole experiment will end well! If only everyone could just be relatively chill and not feed on drama 24 7 like it’s oxygen.