The party running on moral bankruptcy, does something morally bankrupt. Voters who vote for it are mildly outraged, but will keep voting for them because of morals.

I hope they’re met with the welcome they fucking deserve.

The only acceptable response should have been a collective “fuck you, make me”

Or some other mysterious 3rd option

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K

Yeah, this always gets passed around without credit to the author. They’re not real words, but are poems and invented words by John Koeing (possibly other words mixed in).

I first came across most of these on his YouTube channel Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows.

There is also a blog and a book has also been released.