Oops, you’re right! Got them mixed up. Clearly it’s been too long since I’ve watched Next Gen.

Hey, I like Alexander! And Lwaxana Troi. And the episode that they both star in where we get to see Data in drag.

Uh oh! We’ve moved from “slamming” to “spanking.” The reporters are getting kinky with their headlines now…

I shot the boughs with my bow and then gave a bow to my beau!

It’s fascinating how authoritarians demand respect, but throw fits over such petty symbols. “Our DIVINELY chosen, absolutely perfect leader’s own son was killed while DEFINITELY NOT cooking with eggs. How dare ANY true citizen take pride in making such a VULGAR dish?! Egg fried rice shakes the very foundations of our flawless, unshakable regime!”

We all know the only true amendment to these people is the 2nd.

I can’t believe he still took the delivery from you! Doesn’t he know that’s how the wokeness spreads?

West has been confirmed ‘whelmed’ by the intense slamming

Skull: “I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

Getting strong “I’m not a fascist! YOU’RE fascist!” vibes. Trump: Agenda of a dictator, plans of a somewhat articulate chimpanzee, and arguments of a five year old.

They’re one big, dysfunctional family ☺️

Well, there is, but Trump’s utopia is everyone else’s dystopia.

Aren’t they a little short for a stormtrooper?

HONK

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This is absolutely adorable!

Quick poll: Anyone care?

It warms my heart just a little to see crooks robbing crooks.

I dunno, if a government cares enough to look into this then the corpos might get some VERY sharp slaps on their wrists.

“We must prevent government overreach from forcing corporations to not destroy the planet!” - The Republicans, champions of the outlawing of medical procedures for women and trans people.