“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”

Pablo! Ay dios mio! No es bueno! Ella es una cabeza de gordita crunch! Rapido, donde estan los ramen y el superglue?

At least it wasn’t a hair ball.

Puss 'n beans.

Yes, most indeed. There is nothing quiet as scrummy as lukewarm, Mr. Heinz’s hygienic haricots served upon soggy, chocolate sandwich bickies. Simply marvelous.

Obsidian isn’t even a crystal…

What? A feast is a feast.

Water is woke now?

Well it is diet coke…

Bah, Humbug!

-Chuck D

Online proctology. The future is here.

I think Italian food is pretty mainstream now.

Wait, was it because she’s too fascist or not fascist enough?

Trade secrets? Is Threads already delinquent on some vendor payments too?

It must have taken all of Elon’s willpower to not make the limits:

• Verified accounts are limited to reading 6969 posts/day
• Unverified accounts to 420 posts/day
• New unverified accounts to 69/day

Holup. People track dookies?

No, because karma’s a bitch.

Have you ever seen a group of old European men “hanging out” in the gym locker room? That’s why.