Free school lunch!? Well there, Karl, I bet they will give you a free lunch in the gulags.

Лол. Пей и трахни. Я внесу это в свой лексикон, потому что это потрясающе.

Мы все говорим достаточно, чтобы использовать инструменты перевода.

Removed by mod

If we left our internet on over night they would cut us off for a few days for “internet abuse”. It would be so hard to connect at peak hours. The modem would make all the silly sounds but end in a busy signal.

I don’t hate the man like a lot of people here but this a really good point.

Looks like it was maybe a sweet gum. Maybe they hated the little balls they drop in your yard. Still not a good excuse. Tree murder for sure.

I don’t normally stop for “cute” but this one got me. It’s super cute.

An axe is more useful than a machete.

Hahaha. Tallest.

At my Walmart the employees don’t stop people from stealing food. They told me as much.

I honestly hope the corrupt bitch rots in hell

I’m not offended. Just wondering. If I reversed her race and changed the mayo to something dark. Well. Yeah.

Why isn’t this racist?

Bet

Sounds gross. I’m totally in.

I’m a big fan of traditional meats

Don’t just talk shit. Tell me what (and where) pasta I should be eating, goddamnit.

schadenfreude.googled it. Adding it to my lexicon. Gonna be a challenge to learn it by a few days of overuse but I’ll manage.

Fuck bob iger.