At the corner beer store. They’re called ponies, and while uncommon are definitely a thing.

Others have said “canard” which is almost certainly the best term; and “old wives’ tale” which is the same but for an anecdote or advice rather than pithy saying.

I think “aphorism” also fits the bill for a proverb if dubious legitimacy.

Attention tax

His soul was not bound into a phylactery. You could argue that He was a revenant, but the real answer is that He is a god, who briefly wore a mortal body around one aspect of His godhead (per Christian mythology).

I go with “Always assume that nothing is anonymous and everything is permanent”.

Rather woodenly, but they’re always trying to branch out.

I honestly don’t think of drinks when I hear someone say “victuals”, just food. Also, if the word is new to you, be warned that the C and U are silent; it sounds like vit•tulz when spoken aloud.

“Refreshments” sounds more natural.

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Technically, eating three cans a week is lifestyle.

All I know is that when people started wearing masks, suddenly I had trouble understanding them. I guess I’d picked it up subconsciously alongside my hearing loss.

These are both state-level laws and vary across the country.

Snot rocketing is badass, and one of those cool physical skills like whistling and snapping her fingers that every little kid looks forward to learning.

Because the client side is the side where cheating happens.

To an office, no.

To an individual, yes. Don’t call me.

It’s built-in on reddit, I’ve used it before. It might only be available on modposts, though.

Because with the sim, you feel in control.

That’s why I purchase a plan from a company that doesn’t advertise.

Simple, I don’t buy meat.

No, she’s giving you good advice and an intro to Stoic philosophy. Your suffering comes not from what others say to you, but from your perception of their words. You can’t control what others say or do, so to avoid suffering you must adjust your own perceptions.