hehehe

Ah man, this makes me wanna watch Carpool, starring Tom Arnold

My pappaw would probably say it’s so their head doesn’t get stuck in the pickle jar or something. Classic Pappaw.

https://youtu.be/cVszbvklXaQ

Now you’re just getting crazy

The hero we didn’t want but needed (in this particular hypothetical situation)

I’d say just barely north of average, but quickly declining.

Damn, I gotta get off this island of misfits

Damn, I gotta get in shape

O.k.

What does horhay want?

Did you invent the word home? No? So you don’t get to decide how to pronounce it.

Yeah, from a gyrating genie named George.

Strange that I never got a notification for this. Hm.

I’ve always pronounced it that way for whatever reason, and when I learned that was the correct way I was very high and mighty, lol

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you’re still unconvinced, say “G”

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

Damn, I got banned for a week for fake spoiling a show that’s already off-air and I’ve been missing making these stupid comments.

Also I gotta get into late-night diners.

Damn, on a Sunday evening? That’s wild

2:30

(Tooth hurty)

I dunno about moon lunch, but I can tell you the best time to go to a dentist.

Damn I gotta help feed the algorithm by leaving a comment that hopefully drives some sort of interaction