You would do absolutely nothing if this happened to you.

Are you still considering it, or did you do it yet?

I thought it was just mashed taters

It’s just because higher developed countries have diagnosed it, right?

Shouldn’t it be:

99 little bugs in the code.

99 little bugs.

Take one down, patch it around.

127 little bugs in the code.

Too late, now there’s a rabbit in her hole

If it’s not raining/snowing etc. then it’s actually safer and better.

What if that dog was a bitch? (There’s probably a better joke here with female dogs and sexism and stuff, so feel free to out do me please)

I loved my pixel 2, but hate my pixel 6. I’m switching away from pixel as soon as this one dies

Wow, the artwork has changed quite a bit for Dilbert over the years.

It’s 2023. Have you not done that yet?

Man I combined hot dog in my head as “hog” and was very confused as to how they tracked all those hot dogs.

Then they’d just get two jobs at the same company, and get two salaries or some other loophole the lawmakers planned for the whole time.

He was a reddit mod

So tell us more about this list…

My niece once sniffed my grandpa’s feet and said “so good”

Command hooks never fail!

I’m not even a kid you doofus! So I will not remember that.

Hello Margot Robbie.

Luckily I was autistic enough to not crave the attention.