Ok…. Not sure anyone really cares.

Cillian Murphy’s character from Dunkirk makes it across the Atlantic with the name Oppenheimer and then creates the Atomic Bomb.

“You see, first thing we did was teach it about the Bible and its teachings. Of course none of that Roman Catholic shit.”

When your patron runs out of money while you’re working on his bust.

And somehow the pharmacist is able to understand that as “tetraphosphate indigo” from Pfizer.

Move it around or wiggle your finger a bit? I dunno

I have it on good authority Shaq touches his ding-a-ling with Icy Hot

No the problem is no one washes their hands. It’s disgusting.

Oh man, I remember my first time. I think they had to rebuild the entire Starbucks after that.

I prefer Coca-Cola for my bidet, it helps clean and gives you a nice tingling sensation.

I also choose not to talk to you.

Going through my old computer, I found some old memes I made from the Iraqi Invasion and made me make this, 20 years later!

It’s low hanging fruit to make fun of or reference lemmy.world and its issues over the last few weeks.

No. Only gray.

What’s documentation?

NO

Definitely done this and took the shortcut at the Cherry Hill mall

How about “women will leave their husbands for you”

Baby steps are ok.