A Kevin just needs to exist as a funnel for our negative emotions. Just knowing that Kevin exists makes my skin boil. Two Kevin’s would be a reason for war and we don’t do that anymore.

Kevin can sit in chair at an undisclosed location. He gets a VHS of the Buffy the Vampire slayer episode were her mom dies and two bags of dates per day.

I once read on the internet that a dates only diet might be sufficient to nurture you.

Two Kevin’s or even more would be morally complicated.

Sounds reasonable. I would just call it the class. Because there will be no upper class and the only poor person will be Kevin, he’s such a looser.

No just one Kevin. If you have more than one to hate on its antikevinism and that’s just racism without the extra steps.

We don’t need to convince the government. We just ignore it until it goes away. If it does not dissolve on its own, we just put it in a submarine.

Just replace the skull with the apple and voila.

No. But I invented the “eternal Tarantino of a spotless toe”

Its mescal served in a nice worn lady shoe with a marachino cherry on top.

I think wiki how was invented by disney.

That’s what it is now. To much bloat, a stupid subscription model. It runs very slow while the machine runs way to hot.

Applecracy would at least be aesthetically pleasing. Imagine the dope uniforms that everybody would have to wear.

Easy fix: A very violent sport, to ease the peoples hunger for discord. On a volontary basis of course. Preferably something with roller skates and swords.

Also introduce Kevin into the system. People can complain about him. A common enemy brings people together and Kevin is a really big asshohle.

Now everybody’s happy. Except for Kevin of course. But that’s the price you have to pay for utopia.

Not with that aditude no.