Pretty sure they worded it exactly the way they meant to.

Judgement Rites and 25th anniversary. Judgement Rites was the very first game we bought for our first PC, actually. Had some absurd number of 2.5 inch disks…

Definitely an outtake.

nVidia will be crying outside the gate

Yeeeeaaah I really doubt it sorry

Alpha: Incomplete, generally unstable and full of errors.

Just what a beta would say.

I wish that were true.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

She’s still smoking hot

Same here. Mine has worked flawlessly since June of last year when I got it. Connects every time. Love it.

Really? Where out of curiosity? I’ve never experienced that.

New “country” music is hip hop for white people that are afraid of black people.

The thing I remember is that even the control toothbrush that got opened and immediately locked away had fecal bacteria on it.

Jesus Christ I think I just lost 30 IQ points. I can’t afford that damn it!

Or at least not a corporation that is expected to provide infinite growth for their shareholders.

The only reasonable response to walking into a GM dealership

Recently just found mine in my parents basement from when I was a kid. My girlfriend did not understand why it was so exciting… she’s even a Star Trek fan.

Huh. I’ve literally never been anywhere that does this.

I have the Motorla wireless adaptor and it would be hard to go back. Works every time. Never have to take my phone out of my pocket… only downside is it uses a moderate amount of battery, but for a 20 min commute it’s a non issue.

I’m a manager, and I agree management sucks.