I’m pretty sure that dude has nothing below the eyebrows

Then five minutes later, “The sandwich is no longer on the table. You may smell the wrapper.”

Reddit be cray

Lol. Bold ass mf

You didn’t report the unattended luggage?

You’re finally awake

Umm. If your weeny looks like that you need to see a doctor ASAP

Ohhhh. Thanks

I didn’t get it yet.

Lol wut

Is the the Big Beautiful a Bill?

Prometheus

When one horse loves another horse a whole lot…

“great”?

The book said so.

Your shrimp Alfredo sucks! Maybe

Holy cow I almost puked.

No. Proceed

I hope this takes off like a moth.

America sucks!