I choo choo choose SCREW.

Boo America!

It’s almost May. The mating season.

Yeah. You can stop talking to strangers in the bathroom, Larry Craig

Thank you for pointing out the car plate.

Bwiddith

Lol. What controls?

I usually hold up one finger and say, “Bup bup bup! I didn’t ask you. Did I?”

Like a chainsaw with a dirty fuel filter.

Cold that day

Who knows what evil lies beneath?

And you, sir, are an accomplished wordsmith! I mean, “fucking moron” twice? Brilliant! Thank you for you contributions!

No one likes the lower case “e”. Everyone wants upper case for proper nouns these days.

Sorry to have hurt your millennial feelings.

I also disagree. Cancel culture should not apply to everyone all the time. That may be a family member in their class.

I had a teacher who kept a coil spring from a car’s suspension in the closet. When someone fell asleep in class, they would drop it into the concrete floor. Holy shit that was a crazy noise.

Removed by mod

That’s not smoke. It’s a space station.

Cigarette dude because I like to look cool af

Plus one!