Psaldorn

Call it granite and somehow surprised it’s as thick as a box of rocks.

Moissanite is the same, fraction of the price. DeBeers can suck it

Anyone can run businesses into the ground

RIP Fireworks. I used it for shitty design rather than websites or whatever but it was so easy to use.

Check out bigclive on YouTube, he takes apart lots of electronics and breaks down the circuits. He investigated lots of cheaper, dodgier stuff too. Like lamps with usb ports that are mains voltage when the lamp is plugged in to recharge. Fun times.

Or electroboom if you want to see what happens when you lack care around those same electronics

Hit 'em with your splash attack,!

I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.

I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.

They have Tesco Finest in other countries labelled in English? Did not expect that.

Mine goes DING

Gorn with the wind

Very hip, groovy even

Car is short for carriage

PHP too

Widen mouth, tongue out, “dadddyyyy”.

Good progress though. 7/10

The subtle off-colour nature

As a developer I still find it an extremely frustrating and unintuitive experience.

This is beyond science

Hate to be a spoilsport but this is just for fun, not a real thing.

Smell my fingers, goat