Nestle: “Write that down, write that down!”

“Excuse me, it’s ‘list of color’.”

“Or die at home from a curable illness.”

not in a racist way, I swear, more of a “race realism” sort of way

Translated: “I am telling myself black people are actually like this so I don’t have to feel bad.”

What a dickwad.

Mostly the hookers.

My front page is just flooded with porn. I want the option to view NSFW subs, but not have them shoved in my goddamn face.

Well, Chekov’s gun hasn’t been fired yet…

I love that there’s a tiger there purely for intimidation tactics.

“They’ll be worth 1.2 million, once their value finally reaches 1.2 million!”

I want a recut of Beastars, but Louie is a construction vehicle.

A deer will fuck up your car if you hit it.

No shoes,

No shirt,

No Jews,

Ya didn’t hear that,

Oh, hell yes, that’s more like it! Thank you!

I looked up NewPipe on the Google Play Store. First, there’s, like, four different options that are suspiciously similar. I click the one with 4.4 stars (others had, like, 2), and it says it collects and shares location data with third parties, and this data can’t be deleted?

Yeah, I’m gonna have to say no to that.

“Thank you for being a loyal member! As a gift, we won’t fuck you over just yet.”

It’s a classic Turkish move for undercover police to offer membership into the Pen 15 Club, then arrest them when they accept.

Ah, I see.

Unicorn?

Let me grab a shovel for you so you can dig yourself deeper.

Nature doesn’t do shit this funny.

Facts. The baby stays in the warm womb longer, thus darkening the skin. It’s where the term “bun in the oven” came from.