Look man I’m too dysfunctional to cook breakfast. I’m sorry trumps a thing but I didn’t light that one

I’ve posted this before but they don’t get to say “not my pope” they don’t get a vote. That’s the reality of faith based leaderships.

you see it has to be a 76 degree angle on account of freedom or it doesnt count

Better than a twisted nipple.

Like everything else he puts his name on.

Among everything else

trump is already the fattest dicktaster

handerpants are real and you cant tell me otherwise

YOURE THE CHECKS IN CHECKS AND BALANCE

countries that might actually do something about it

“Life exists only at this very moment, and in this moment it is infinite and eternal. For the present moment is infinitely small; before we can measure it, it has gone, and yet it exists forever. . . . You may believe yourself out of harmony with life and its eternal Now; but you cannot be, for you are life and exist Now.”

how broken is the clock though?

a stopped clock might be right twice a day but a broken clock might never be right depending on how broken it is.

“say when”

“SECRET!!!”

I thought about it and it’s just unfortunate kimbo slice died before he could eventually be president. He could have been the one.

yup their feelings dont care about the facts

Not as big as if Ohio was in Texas. It’s the rule.

hes the one that did that really cool rap about running politics… well maybe cool is the wrong word

Joe Rogan syndrome